I would of posted this on the activity section but I fear the length that one is allowed to type possibly constraining my message. It is true I like to report a scammer and that scammer is named GreyCoralKing. Yes me and what crime am I guilty of you may be wondering? For years I have been taking peoples hearts without permission. I know you thought I was an angel, this truth comes as a great shock. Before you cast judgement take into consideration who the real victim is. I am the victim, a victim of being beyond awesome a burden I shoulder every day. Being awesome for me is not a choice, it is a taxing affair that requires me to eat and nap more than the average human being ;(. I frequently get asked what job do I hold and my response is "Being Awesome". Most do not recognize it as a viable career and give no validation to my occupation. This is a thankless job that much is true. Thanks for reading and I look forward to further transactions of the social variety.
P.S-If you think I am full of it, joke is on you! After that icecream sandwich my insides are cleaner than the Sistine Chapel after a week of spring cleaning.