Jokes :D Enjoy ! Post ur jokes here too.

MrShinoMrShino Member
edited March 2016 in Off-Topic
Bored ?
Read some jokes !

My joke:
Teacher:Maria please point to America on the map.
Maria:This is it.
Teacher:Well done. Now class, who found America ?
Class:Maria did.

Its maybe not funny but nvm xD

Post ur jokes here please !
Don't be like a old man :D Post and read jokes !

You enjoyed my joke ? Tell me :D Im will be really happy

Comments

  • >Gleen<>Gleen< FranceMember
    MrShino said:

    You enjoyed my joke ? Tell me :D Im wil be really happy

    I don't think this post was necessary?



    A guy is on the ground and doesn't stand back up. Why?
    Spoiler: Answer
    Because the guy is dead
  • AshiMagariAshiMagari The internet :PMember
    What do you call a sleep-walking nun?

    A Roamin' Catholic xD
  • *BrainDead**BrainDead* Member
    ''I mustache you a question.'' ''Can you shave it for later?''
  • justmegjustmeg Member
    edited February 2016
    What do you tell Simba when he's walking too slow?
    Mufasa
  • WasteIand OutlawWasteIand Outlaw Member
    What do you call cheese thats not yours? NACHO CHEESE!
    Why was the broom late? HE OVERSWEPT!
    What do you call a flower that roars? DANDELION!
    why did the donut maker quit his job? CAUSE HE DONT WANNA DO THE HOLE (whole) BUSINESS!
  • HannahFlo2005HannahFlo2005 Member
    What A skeleton favorite Instrumental?



    A TromBONE! Eh? Get it? bone? Yeah... im not so... HUMERUS! Lol got those from let's just say a Tale ;)
  • MoxxiechuMoxxiechu Prolly some ocean (FL.)Member
    - Knock-knock
    -- who's there?
    - Cthu
    -- Cthu who?


    Cthulhu-Rising-l
  • 719matmat719matmat Traveling through time and space (tping to friends)Member
    edited May 2016
    Elemental god said:

    Someone from belgium, germany and the netherlands goes to a pool. Suddenly there comes a fairy that says that the 3 people may do a wish and have to jump of the plank, so first goes the one from germany and he says BEER and jumps of the plank and everyone drinks out of it, then comes the one from the netherlands and says MONEY and jumps of the plank and everyone fills his pockets with money, and then as last comes the one from belgium but when he goes on the plank he slips and says [:/] and falls in the water.......

    Sorry btw for the swearword but its part of the joke

    yeah but you shouldnt swear. maybe use some substitute.
  • elemental godelemental god The netherlandsMember
    edited May 2016
    No it is literally part of the joke i did evenearn it this way
  • Twilight DawningTwilight Dawning Member
    Umm uhhh

    Why did the qbee cross the road.
    To do something. DURRRR
    DONT CHU KNOW UR SCIENCE FACTS? ._.
  • Swissy DreamerSwissy Dreamer Playing with Asriel,Frisk,And CharaMember
    HannahFlo2005 said:

    What A skeleton favorite Instrumental?



    A TromBONE! Eh? Get it? bone? Yeah... im not so... HUMERUS! Lol got those from let's just say a Tale ;)

    WAGHH UNDERTALE REFERENCE!@=}
    *Badumtss*

    Iam sure i will get a PUN-ishment

    What does a skeleton tile his roof with?

    Snow Proof Roof Tiles!
  • >Gleen<>Gleen< FranceMember
    A little girl asks her grandmother:
    - How old are you granny?
    - I don't remember I am too old.
    - Then look at your underwear sign there is your age, mine is 6!
  • YakrooYakroo Somewhere In The Milky WayMember
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  • >Gleen<>Gleen< FranceMember
    Yakroo said:

    1452980223342

    *looks at joke*
    *looks at the people*
    They look like balloons
  • iBunniezillaiBunniezilla New ZealandMember
    Guy 1: So Guy 2. What do you do for a living?
    Guy 2: I kill zombies.
    Guy 1: But zombies don't exist.
    Guy 2: Do you see any zombies?
    Guy 1: No.
    Guy 2: Your Welcome...
  • UU Member, Forum Moderator, Game Moderator
    edited March 2016
    4 men that don't speak English come to america, the first man says lets see who can learn the most English words (in a diffrent language of course). The first man goes to the opera and heard MeMeMeMe. The second man goes to a restraunt and heard Forks And Knifes Forks And Knifes. The third man heard a little girl say Because He Stole my LolyPop! The fourth man goes to a electrical shop and heard Plug It In Plug It In. They all meet on a beach and see a dead man, a police officer walks over and asked who did this? The first man said MeMeMeMe! Then the police said what did you kill him with? The second man says Forks and Knifes, Forks and Knifes! Then the police officer asked why did you kill him? The third man said Because He Stole My LolyPop! Last the police man said, you know we're going to have to out in Ina electric chair for this? The fourth man said Plug It In Plug It In!

    How did the frog cross the road?
    Spoiler:
    He strapped himself to a chicken!

    Hope you liked my jokes! :3
  • BJDwareBJDware Down underMember, Retired Moderator
    Rotfl good job Dragon.
  • -Diruku--Diruku- Member
    " Employee of the Moth is a good example of how somebody can be both: A winner and a loser at the same time " see it in Dimetri Martin show :>

    " -Mom, I'm hungry - Hi Hungry, I'm your mom. - Mom, I'm serious - No, you'r hungry - STOP, You are JOKING, I'm hungry - No, I'm mom - ".

    " Guys in Park/Square: - Hey, how are you doing? time no see. - Whatsup? Nothing I'm just walking 5 miles. - Really? Incredible - I know, I have to do it everyday *scream* 5 miles! and a dog comes to him. "

    " Roses are red, blood to. You look like a monkey and belong in a zoo. Do not worry i'll be there too, not in a cage, just laughing at you "

    " Student: Teacher I get troubles for something I didnt do?. Teacher: Of course No. Student: Good, cause I didnt do my homework. "

    " A little boy asked to his dad , dad how much does it cost get married? Replied, I don't know son, I really don't know *intensifies face* I'm still paying for it.

    2342b1636803219a97846565d4969780


    Sowy.
  • YakrooYakroo Somewhere In The Milky WayMember
    edited March 2016
    Filipino Joke:
    One Day In The Philippines An Elevator In The Mall With An Elevator Girl(EG),
    "4th Floor"
    *Enters* 2 Foreigners Who Doesnt Know Tagalog(Language In The Ph) And Then 2 Filipinos Enter As Well,
    CONVO(C):
    EG: Going Down?
    Foreigners: Yes Please
    Filipinos: Bababa?
    EG: Bababa
    Filipinos: Bababa
    EG: Ok Bababa
    Foreigner: *Whispers* To Other Foreigner "Why Are They Saying Bababa? Are They Minions?"
    Foreigner: *Whispers* They're So Weird
    "3rd Floor" 2 Filipinos Left, And Another 1 Enters*
    (C)
    Filipino: Bababa?
    EG: Oo Bababa
    Foreigners: *Laughs*
    "2nd Floor" The Filipino Leaves, And No One Entered Cuz The Foreigners Were Laghing So Hard...
    "Ground Floor"
    What Did The Elevator Girl Say Before The Foreigners Left?
    Bababa Means Going Down

    Foreigners: Thanks For Telling Us XD
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