“In heaven, Mother Teresa is dining with God, who has made a couple of tuna fish sandwiches. While they’re eating, she looks down into hell and sees the denizens eating steak, lobster, and crème brûlée. ‘Not that I’m complaining,’ she says, ‘but why are they eating lavishly, and we’re having tuna sandwiches?’ ‘Well,’ says God, ‘with just the two of us up here, I figure, why cook?’ ”
Sometimes i raise myself to believe that your as sharp as a ballooon. But balloons arent sharp Exactly (I have no sarcastic jokes just funny jokes im a master joke maker)
Sometimes i raise myself to believe that your as sharp as a ballooon. But balloons arent sharp Exactly (I have no sarcastic jokes just funny jokes im a master joke maker)
hey, balloons can be sharp. seriously, i once cut myself on a balloon.... ;_;
Here are three of some of my favourite sarcastic jokes. I hope this makes you laugh BTW get well soon and find a remark for your boss xd 1-When I see those ads on TV with the smiling house wives who are advertising a new cleaning product all I want to do is buy the the meds they are on
2-I hate it when I go to hug someone sexy but I crash right into the mirror
3-If I promise to miss you will you go, like, really far away?
Person #1: *sees a picture of a beautiful island on the wall* Hey, do you know where that is? Person #2: Yeah. It's right there.
Evil ruler: My son, I shall make you the next evil ruler after me! Son: B-but...I don't wanna be that evil. Evil ruler: Then I will make you MORE evil!
I got a good one: So a teacher is talking to a student and the teachers like "you need to pay attention more often" so the students like"but what's the point it never pays me back so why should I pay it?"
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I really thought you already knew.
But balloons arent sharp
Exactly
(I have no sarcastic jokes just funny jokes im a master joke maker)
1-When I see those ads on TV with the smiling house wives who are advertising a new cleaning product all I want to do is buy the the meds they are on
2-I hate it when I go to hug someone sexy but I crash right into the mirror
3-If I promise to miss you will you go, like, really far away?
Person #2: Yeah. It's right there.
Evil ruler: My son, I shall make you the next evil ruler after me!
Son: B-but...I don't wanna be that evil.
Evil ruler: Then I will make you MORE evil!
Q: What does peace look like?
A: Peace
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(Actually joke that happened today)
Student: i dont know your the teacher arent you supposed to know?
So a teacher is talking to a student and the teachers like "you need to pay attention more often" so the students like"but what's the point it never pays me back so why should I pay it?"
Source: ihasabucket.com
Jake:Soooo...?
BMO:*playing ppap*
Finn:You know what i can do?
An old guy:Well, you can do this! Let's dance!
Finn:But i only have stick... Not even counted a pen..
Old guy:Wasting my time!