Person1: *walks into a what seems to be a purple camp with golden stripes at the end*
Stranger Danger: Hello, I expected you. Pay me $20 and I'll tell you your future. This is 100% true. Whether or not to hear your future, the fate is in your hands. This place is not rigged as I do not lie, if I do lie oh the crystal ball shall not forgive.
Person1: Seems legit. ( Bunch of wise words )*hand over $20*
Stranger Danger: Ohhhh, I see something in your future. It is veryyyy important. You shall, you shall, YOUUU SHALLLLLL breathe. Now now begone. No refunds >:)
Person1: THIS IS TOTALLY A SCAM AND IT'S RIGGED! >:C
Stranger Danger: No it's not, I tell complete truth. You're breathing now.