step 5: say "we would like to interrupt your favorite show for a word from our sponsers. *ad plays*
*you Drink with a loud slurp and say "ahhhhhhhh, lipton tea, the best tea you can get. sms us this code to get 50% off. code: PLSBUYLIPTONORIWILLGETFIREDANDLIVEINPROVERTYWITHRATSTOEATANDOJTODRINK;o;
that is the code"