My gallery of Salty binds on TF2: (warning: EXTREMELY SALTY)
-You must really like spectating your team
-What's the difference between you and a bench? The bench can actually support an entire team.
-I'm not trash talking, I'm talking to trash
-I'm okay with this team. I work in the city as a garbage collector. I'm used to carrying trash.
-At least your ping score is higher than mine.
-Your kills are like all Valve franchises, stuck at 2
-just do exactly the opposite of everything you think and we might have a chance
-You must really like that respawn timer
-You have the situational awareness of a potato
-I'm not questioning your intelligence, merely denying its existence
-I bet you're that guy that dies in the tutorial.
-Perhaps your strategy should include trying.
-Too bad you weren't in control of the Titanic. You would have missed the Iceberg.
-If the body is 70% water how are you 100% salt???