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Jokes

sdgamez3sdgamez3 Member
in Off-Topic 56.95 Karma
Hey so just post jokes here I guess.
Jokes that are offensive are not allowed
Neither are jokes that involve drugs and stuff
Toilet humour is ok though
I'll start
Spoiler: don't open this, you have been warned
every diaper is like a dream. A dream to be "full-filled

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  • sdgamez3sdgamez3 Member
    56.95 Karma
    Guess no one really likes jokes......
  • PartyParty Member
    29.20 Karma
    You...>:)
  • sdgamez3sdgamez3 Member
    edited May 2019 56.95 Karma
    :(
  • [BN][BN] Member
    34.15 Karma
    What dancing move can the sea do? The wave
  • Log_erLog_er FamiliarMember, Familiar
    74.95 KarmaFamiliar
    My life

    This is not offensive because it is coming from myself, directed towards myself.
  • Ndplayz2468Ndplayz2468 Member
    edited May 2019 26.80 Karma
    What do u get if you put Donald Trump on the internet? Memes
  • sdgamez3sdgamez3 Member
    56.95 Karma
    More like:
    What do you get if you put Donald Trump's on the internet? Firewalls
  • JuniperJuniper Member
    9.20 Karma
    How do you get holy water? If you boil the hell out of it. Hehe
  • sdgamez3sdgamez3 Member
    56.95 Karma
    lol
  • TyndaleTyndale Member
    46.40 Karma
    Why did a guy hit himself with a hammer 50 times? It felt good when he stopped. *Drum crash*
  • Ndplayz2468Ndplayz2468 Member
    26.80 Karma
    I believe you mean *badam TISH*
  • sdgamez3sdgamez3 Member
    56.95 Karma
    'Gold' said:

    Why did a guy hit himself with a hammer 50 times? It felt good when he stopped. *Drum crash*

    Wut?
  • flamerockflamerock Member
    31.20 Karma
    It's been 2 months but why should I care! This is one my dad always used to say!

    God said to Moses "Come fourth and I'll give you the world!" He came fifth and won am electric toaster.
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