A satirical guide for caring for your new plasms from the C.P.P.T.

*MaryMoon**MaryMoon* Member
edited October 2016 in General Chat
Hello,
This guide is brought to you by the C.P.P.T. (Center for Proper Plasm Treatment)
1.When bringin home your new plasms be sure to put them in a proper 'trap' or plasm carrying unit. They like it nice and cozy. And can get scared or car sick if they see whats going on during traveling.
2.Always remember to use the Transfer Box when moving from a trap to their lovely Containment Homes. All plasms are very playful. When they are loose they get lonely and scare folks on accident.
3. Guard your pet treats well, they steal them whenever in reach
4. Do not tap on glass of Containment Units.... This can turn your regular plasms into angry plasms, or make them sad and cause them to become depressed. Depressed plasms DO NOT spin in containment units. Be wary if you don't see them spinning and take them to the nearest Plasma Hospital for proper treatment.
5. Make sure Containment Units are set to the appropriate temperature. You dont want a desert plasm in artic temperatures, this will make them very unhappy and they haunt you in your qbee sleep for it.
6. Do Not feed plasms!! They don't need food, and if they get ahold of it they quickly fatten up and then don't fit in their containment units, when this happens you just see a smushy face pressed upon the glass. Not very attractive.
7. Give ur plasms plenty of attention. When they reach a certain age, if they are ignored they have been known to make 'duck face' and no one should witness this horror!!!
8. Remember most of all to love your plasms. They are you new non-movable pets and need love like any other non-corporeal form...

This message was brought to you from C.P.P.T.
If you have any questions do not contact us... Simply run around screaming in horror til someone notices and helps

Comments

  • MoxxiechuMoxxiechu Prolly some ocean (FL.)Member
    This is really cute.
    +25 for creativity.
  •   Angel  Angel Leedle LandGame Moderator
    xD adorable ^-^
  • GollumGollum South AfricaMember, Retired Moderator
    Hmm, seems my method of throwing them all in a cold steel testing lab with scientists constantly monitoring them while they're all locked in devices extracting and injecting different things into them doesn't quite match your guide... Any tips ?
  • Gollum said:

    Hmm, seems my method of throwing them all in a cold steel testing lab with scientists constantly monitoring them while they're all locked in devices extracting and injecting different things into them doesn't quite match your guide... Any tips ?

    If they get too rowdy just poke them with a pointy stick, if that doesn't work try turning them off and on again.
  • This is.... Awwwww xD
  • SirKewberthSirKewberth EdenForum Administrator, Forum Moderator, Game Developer
    Nice.
  • Gollum said:

    Hmm, seems my method of throwing them all in a cold steel testing lab with scientists constantly monitoring them while they're all locked in devices extracting and injecting different things into them doesn't quite match your guide... Any tips ?

    Perhaps you aren't taking enough pride in your work? They wont respond well if your face is always stuck in that book taking notes. Work on your evil cackle!! A nice demented laugh should cheer them up quite well. Oh... electricity helps too.. puts the spark right back in em!!
  • We really need like button in this forum!
  • Nice and cool
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