Share your Jokes

CubicCubic Member
edited September 2021 in Off-Topic
Just thought it'd be a l'il way to cheer people up. :) Share your jokes with us here!
Edit: coming back to this a year later I realise it’s super cringey

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  • CubicCubic Member
    edited April 2020
    Ok I'll start:
    What do you call something that's pink and fluffy?
    Pink fluff

    What do you call something that's blue and fluffy?
    Pink fluff that's held its breath for too long!

    What's orange and sounds like a carrot?
    A parrot!

    How do you make lady gaga cry?
    Poker face!!

    What do you call a one eyed dinosaur?
    Doyouthinkhesaurus

    Sorry if they are too cringy ;)
  • : why did the chicken cross the road
    : to get to the idiot's house:
    [minutes later]
    :knock knock!
    :who's there?
    : the chicken
    :AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    I THINk this joke is overused heehee
  • I have three jokes:
    joke

    joke

    JOKE!
  • ThisIsGrimThisIsGrim Member
    edited April 2020
    I have a really good one
    My life
  • bitibiti Member

    I have a really good one

    My life
    haha im still laughing
  • Pixel pip'Pixel pip' Member
    edited April 2020
    why can an elephant never hope to put on a tutu
    because their too too small


    what do you call a man that leaves the candy man army?
    a deserter!


    what animal has the best grammar
    a theosourus >.<</div>
  • Hans'Hans' Member
    Pretend i said something funny
  • Pretend i said something funny

    Hahaha cant stop laughing!
  • PlayerPlayer Member
    this post
  • Boko!Boko! Member
    Teacher: WHAT WE ARE ?!
    Kids: Students!
    Teacher: WHAT WE WANT ?!
    Kids: 6 month holidays twice a year :3
  • Fritz'Fritz' Member
    What do you call a cow with no legs?









    Ground beef
  • edited June 2020
    -
  • (corny joke here)
  • PlayerPlayer Member
    wow guys i cannot contain the laugh, so funny, pls marry my daughter, comedy king
  • P0RKYC0ASTP0RKYC0AST Member
    edited June 2020
    Why was Mad Eye Moody such a a bad teacher . . .
    Because he couldn't control his pupils

    Why does Voldemort prefer Twitter to facebook . . .
    Because he only has followers not friends

    How does Harry Potter get down a hill . . .
    Walking duh, J.K.Rolling

    Why did professor Snape stand in the middle of the road . . .
    So nobody could tell what side he was on

    And.... that's enough Harry Potter related jokes, Thanks for coming XD
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