We want YOU to enlist your Fish Trophy into the Billy Bass Academy!
We will pay a service charge of 375 cubits for every fish that is entered into the program.
We are holding this event to show that this race is just more than a comedy item to be put up onto a wall, but something much more, a fish that can give advice, and make the biggest impact in their homes, THAT is what this academy is all about.
Thank you for taking the time to read through this important service announcement, and we wish you a peaceful and relaxing evening.
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We are purchasing a BunnyMobile for our trip to the high mountains, the domain of our Academy, and we need a car that has a little more SPRING in it's tires, so that is the reason for our selection of transportation.
The Academy has a very strict policy on how we can spend our cash, so we are only going to be spending a portion of our funds on transport for the academy attendees. The academy has allocated us around 33,500 cubits for such transport, so that is our offer.In the case that this offer does not meet YOUR financial needs, we may be able to bribe the Academy to grant us a higher fund count. We hope that you may be willing to spare the BunnyMobile for this good cause.
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Wandering Fox
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Billy Bass says that he is grateful for your correction, but he could use some more recruits instead.