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JAXsepticeye

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About

Username
JAXsepticeye
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Roles
Member
Realm
Gusto Squisito de Jaxius
Gender
Female
Level
9001
Hobbies
Having a level of over 9000
Clan
Infernal Hierarchy

Activity

  • there seems to be a wild christmas tree and a fetus at the town center
    January 26
  • Who needs vitamin C when tide pods kills 94.9% of germs!
    January 20
    • Mad Dog Gamer
      Mad Dog Gamer
      You're stupid. tide pods are for cleaning your clothes not your inside (lel, I didn't know how to word that).
    • Snowiez
      Snowiez
      ^ You ruined the joke '-'
    • JAXsepticeye
      JAXsepticeye
      https://www.google.ca/search?q=sarcasm&oq=sarcasm&aqs=chrome..69i57j0l5.1754j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
    • Elemental god
      Elemental god
      Mad dog always ruins it... its called a joke dude...
    • Swissy Dreamer
      Swissy Dreamer
      ·Satire
      ( ˈsaˌtī(ə)r )
      the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.
      Example use of satire:
      omg!! i can't believe you're going to recommend everyone to do that even when you structured that AS A JOKE!!!! PEOPLE ARE GOING TO GET REALLY OFFENDED!!!!! People these days are so rude!1!
    • lucaaa795
      lucaaa795
      I bet he didnt use satire
    • Hrothgar
      Hrothgar
      Hey, mad dog. Welcome to the internet.
  • JAXsepticeye changed their profile picture.
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    January 24
  • =SirArchAngel=
    I cant tell if saying I have the smell of ebola is a compliment or a bad thing XD
    January 18
    • JAXsepticeye
      JAXsepticeye
      yu hav to hav de smel of e bolah to kno de wae
    • =SirArchAngel=
      =SirArchAngel=
      Oh. Well den smel mai ebolah armpetz

      Soz delish ebolah smell.
      Dey smel liek de gret, EE BOLAAH
  • All pets are male and I find that it violate the 2018 spectrum of genders...
    January 20
  • January 20
  • JAXsepticeye changed their profile picture.
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    January 20
  • lonesome rabbit
    You have strayed far away from God. . .
    January 19
    • lucaaa795
      lucaaa795
      http://forums2.cubiccastles.com/uploads/editor/ob/leu8iztj9un6.jpg
    • JAXsepticeye
      JAXsepticeye
      spit on de ghod! jamp on heem bruthas! *huwik-pouuh*
  • klok klok klok klok klok klok klok klok klok klok klok klok klok klok klok klok klok klok klok
    January 16
  • Clap weth me bruthas
    January 12
    • *Darkness*Plays
      *Darkness*Plays
      Klok klok klok klok klok klok klok klok klok klok klok klok klok klok klok klok klok klok klok klok klok klok klok klok klok klok klok klok klok klok klok klok klok klok klok klok klok klok klok klok klok klok klok klok klok klok klok klok
  • bruthas... do yu kno de wae to da kween... we need to klap fo awour kween bruthas...
    January 12
  • do nat fallow de wae of da deval
    January 12
  • Doo yu kno de way? I cahn sho yu de way!
    January 9
  • JAXsepticeye changed their profile picture.
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    January 9
  • so the earth has once again revolved around the sun... soo we shoot fireworks?
    January 1
    • lucaaa795
      lucaaa795
      Shoot fireworks towards the sun maybe he'll go away i mean he is just one big fat dude who is always frealing hot
      Otherwise just use guns, frisbees and whatever else works.
    • lucaaa795
      lucaaa795
      freaking hot**
    • lucaaa795
      lucaaa795
      Remember guys our main objective in 2018 is to make sun go away.
    • Swissy Dreamer
      Swissy Dreamer
      Actually, our main objective is to protect this year from being worst than last year
  • What do you call a vegan version of a Turducken?
    December 2017
  • so yeah, christmas songs...
    December 2017
  • CLOD: a lump of earth
    December 2017
  • Once upon a time, there was a pig.
    It turned into bacon and was eaten.
    THE END.
    November 2017
    • lucaaa795
      lucaaa795
      11/10
    • Elemental god
      Elemental god
      So it was not the pig from charlotte's web?
    • Reaper Bear
      Reaper Bear
      No I ate that one
    • skullcandy36052
      skullcandy36052
      damn reaper, how much do u eat, I thougt u were taking a diet, since u removed ur krampus, what next will u eat ur own pet pig!!??
  • My 1 week old balloon deflated and died... just like how Sam Smith deflated...
    November 2017
  • Lunch 11:35



    my fave verse
    October 2017
  • praaaaa-eeeeeeee-iiiiii-eeee-iiii-eeeyyyyeeih PRAAAAAAAAAAA-eeeeee-iiiii-yyy Im gonaaa praaayyyy
    October 2017
  • Out of the spectrum of gender, what is yours? :D
    October 2017
    • [B]laze
      [B]laze
      mine is mal...um no fema. no no! male! but wait whut?! no feam arghhhhhhh idk ;-; xD
    • Miss Hades
      Miss Hades
      Ugh, I hate when people assume my gender. *scoffs* I identify as an attack helicopter. (XD)
    • =SirArchAngel=
      =SirArchAngel=
      1 word.


      BMO
    • =SirArchAngel=
      =SirArchAngel=
      Jk jk Im coffee.
  • nurds for wurds
    October 2017
  • people are so weird....*talking to self* I agree
    October 2017
    • IcyTamTam33$PUPPY
      IcyTamTam33$PUPPY
      Tbh what IS a normal human being? We’re all different..
  • favorite ice cream flavor: matcha and dulce de leche
    October 2017
  • when your mom walks into you when your watching Riverdale and the scene where Betty's gay friend is at the Twilight drive in plays.....
    September 2017
  • U know what we need.... Onesie sets!



    and Denim clothing...everyone likes denim
    September 2017
    • =SirArchAngel=
      =SirArchAngel=
      And more plaid shirts, FARMER SHIRTS JUST AINT ENOUGH
  • fell asleep watching weird facts about the universe and youtube's autoplay to related videos plus a locked door = parents suspect if you're ok..... yep there was about 20+ videos I apparently watched sleeping
    October 2017
    • JAXsepticeye
      JAXsepticeye
      yall need to see this IMIDIATELY!