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JAXsepticeye

when you come home to a family with screens on each one's hand, 10 inches away from their faces.

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JAXsepticeye
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Gusto Squisito de Jaxius
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Level
9001
Hobbies
Having a level of over 9000
Clan
Infernal Hierarchy

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  • when you come home to a family with screens on each one's hand, 10 inches away from their faces.
    June 17
  • Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?
    June 8
    • -GreyCoralKing-
      -GreyCoralKing-
      Drifting in the wind? Wanting to start over again?
    • LateCom
      LateCom
      Do you ever feel, feel so paper thin?
    • Ambiguous
      Ambiguous
      Like a house of cards, one blow from caving in?
    • space_fetus
      space_fetus
      no i don't.
    • DsBerrypaw
      DsBerrypaw
      That was the best thing ever.
    • AJ Baryza
      AJ Baryza
      Idk
    • -GreyCoralKing-
      -GreyCoralKing-
      You guys, are unacceptable. Let your inner fireworks out sheesh. AH AH AH AH!

  • Me right before I avada kedavra yow stuff after getting perm in yow storage
    June 6
    • OrangeTail
      OrangeTail
      My sister is OBSESSED with Harry Potter, she found this on instagram and watched this more than 20 times. It’s really annoying me now >_>
    • CreativeSymphony
      CreativeSymphony
      Oml...
  • My spirit animal is a botfly
    June 3
    • -GreyCoralKing-
      -GreyCoralKing-
      The way they burrow into animals then burst from the flesh is super neat.
  • If time is manmade then unicorns do exist.
    May 31
    • lucaaa795
      lucaaa795
      time is relative and so are unicorns.
    •  SirGalaxon
      SirGalaxon
      I don’t believe time is manmade, I do believe it’s intricately connected with the fabric of our universe
    • Lucas The Spider
      Lucas The Spider
      Are penguins manmade? :c
    •  SirGalaxon
      SirGalaxon
      Nope, you are in luck :)
  • WHERE! IS! THEE! LAAAAMB SAUUUUCEE!
    May 27
  • think of a country that has two words but no direction in it's name (North,south,east,west)

    *1 country per person... also NO GOOGLE >:C
    May 11
  • Real talk: I really love candy
    May 3
    • TumbleWeed
      TumbleWeed
      Never was a big fan of candy, I prefer chocoate and icecream !
    • -GreyCoralKing-
      -GreyCoralKing-
      Chocolate is candy lol. Candy is a broad term for sweets largely comprised of sugars with chocolate falling under that umbrella.

      I will eat anything and I love me some candy but sweets like pastries are where it is at for me. Like Honey Bunns are to DIE FOR.
    • TumbleWeed
      TumbleWeed
      ^ I meant like lollipops and hard candies I guess.
  • who else wants to kys after seeing infinity war...
    April 27
    • Piratax10
      Piratax10
      i haven't watched it yet >_>
    • Hrothgar
      Hrothgar
      wait...it sucked?
    • [InSstep]
      [InSstep]
      infinity war was Amazing...
    • Hrothgar
      Hrothgar
      @jaxspedicey Oh, you mean the "The Avengers will return in the second one you're definitely gonna watch" post credit thing?
    • Graceful Thunder
      Graceful Thunder
      *raises hand*
    • JAXsepticeye
      JAXsepticeye
      K lets be honest, we all suffered what they did on purpose and made the post credit scene painfully long
    • JackFury
      JackFury
      I left the movie feeling super unsatisfied, but now that I've thought on it longer, I realized my unsatisfaction was simply because it's part 1 of 2 and the story didn't finish yet. The movie itself was amazing, they did a great job of giving the enormous cast a fair amount of screen time each, all while incorporating a lot of action and suspense. It's certainly not as good as Spiderman or Black Panther, but it's a well put-together movie, though I suspect the sequel will surpass it by a lot.
    •  SirGalaxon
      SirGalaxon
      A lot of people have felt the same way, but what some don't realize is that this movie is really centered around Thanos, he's the unifying character, and when you look at the movie that way, it makes a lot more sense.
    • JAXsepticeye
      JAXsepticeye
      well making 2 movies is certainly helpful to pay all those actors
  • Here's a theory/paradox I thought of while coloring,

    What if the color we know is different from what others see! HEAR ME OUT... K so what if the same color we both know like "red", we both call it a warm color, color of fire, bright..

    but what if another person actually sees it as a dark purple... they would still call it warm and bright and color of fire even though you would actually call it a dark cool purple, they just never ever knew from the beginning that the thing they call red is different from yours

    Lets flip the situation, say red's is actually seen as a light blue in other's eyes but you see it as the red you know.. they's still call it red and warm but in reality you have a flipped color pallet.

    keep trying to wrap your head around it, what if every one sees a color differently but just knows what they see and call it... You all call a certain color green, but one person actually sees it as pink and another as yellow.. BUT you all call it pink.
    March 1
    • JAXsepticeye
      JAXsepticeye
      why is the sky blue? well we all know and call it blue but do we see it the same? for all we know one person would call it blue but actually sees it orange but it's called blue.. and none of us knows this because its what we know it is. It's a color! but is it?
    • Missilence
      Missilence
      Mind-blown.
    • Hrothgar
      Hrothgar
      hey vsauce, jax here
    • iCantiWill
      iCantiWill
      I’m calling the cops
    • BrandonXFlame
      BrandonXFlame
      I've heard of this theory before it's very interesting
    • Piratax10
      Piratax10
      i actually have thought about this exact theory sometimes....
    • Medications
      Medications
      Hey vsauce, Med here. Have you ever wonder that the earth is not round... Its actually square, or to be excact!, Diamond :o
    • -GreyCoralKing-
      -GreyCoralKing-
      I think that we collectively as a whole agree on what color something is like the sky. People do have altered levels of color recognition but not to where the majority may perceive it as a different color not knowing any better. Fun fact I have what is called Hunters Vision meaning that my warm colors like red, orange, and yellow are compromised while I see greens and browns in a wider range than most people. It is called Hunters vision because it is a genetic trait that gave people back in the day when people hunted an advantage. O_O Boy only reason I know it is a red light is because it is not green LOL. I am like hm is it shining or not...because reds and oranges are not vibrant or that different to me.
    • JAXsepticeye
      JAXsepticeye
      mhm think about color blind people(the real ones at least[*cough*loganpaul*cough*]).

      ALSO! Mantis Shrimps have 4x more color receptors than us, meaning they are able to see more than the trillions of shades/tints of colors we see.

      Have you ever tried imagining a new color?
    • *SnowyOwl*
      *SnowyOwl*
      it's creepy how my brother had the same thought
    • JAXsepticeye
      JAXsepticeye
      what if I am your brother
    • Bluejay_1
      Bluejay_1
      I thought the same thing. I was trying to tell my friends this idea but I complicated it XD
    • TumbleWeed
      TumbleWeed
      I thought the exact same thing lol!
    • Bluejay_1
      Bluejay_1
      great minds think alike :p
    • space_fetus
      space_fetus
      If I rememeber correctly this is in fact the case in some parts of Asia for example their idea of green and blue is not the same as most other places (my source is an Asian friend maybe he is just crazy)
    •  SirGalaxon
      SirGalaxon
      I remember contemplating this once, it’s an interesting group topic
  • old guy: you'll die in the real world
    kid: I'm already in the world *whips* *nae naes*
    April 21
  • Why do thieves heist banks if they are going to use the money to pay anyways.. why not steal what you were going to pay for.. <(=3=)/
    April 9
  • if you love mac and cheese, show your hate for it.
    March 19
  • what if the meaning of lie is a lie..
    be awakened
    March 9
    • SilverPink
      SilverPink
      The meaning of truth is a lie
    • judyyes
      judyyes
      If the meaning of lie is a lie then it would be true.
    • JAXsepticeye
      JAXsepticeye
      but the lie reffering to lie is then a lie
  • Miss Heart
    Oiiiiiiiiii
    March 11
  • Wana waste 4 minutes and 14 seconds of your life watching a random documentary about cockroach eggs
    February 21
    • imma people wow
      imma people wow
      not really
    • =CAPTAIN NOAH=
      =CAPTAIN NOAH=
      No thank you xD
    • OrangeTail
      OrangeTail
      Interesting... ಠ_ಠ
    • JAXsepticeye
      JAXsepticeye
      if you haven't seen a cockroach go wing mode, you'll never know what true hell is
    • =SirArchAngel=
      =SirArchAngel=
      Ive never seen what a cockroach looks like.

      I have never seen a real cockroach in my whole entire life.

      Ive been too busy with silverfish and earwigs so..... no cockroaches XD
    • Elemental god
      Elemental god
      What are earwigs?
    • =SirArchAngel=
      =SirArchAngel=
      Big gross brown silverfish with big clamps/forceps on their back so they can pinch you.
      But in medieval times they thought earwigs burrowed into your ears at night, ate your brain and then they would lay eggs there so they can feast on your brain.
    • 'Sir.Fox'
      'Sir.Fox'
      Earwigs eat corn ears..that's why
    • Elemental god
      Elemental god
      Oh those things. . . Did you also know that if you get pinched by it that the pinchedvplace get swollen like crazy?

      Also the video got deleted xD
    • CreativeSymphony
      CreativeSymphony
      XD
  • cheese and crackers
    March 2
  • JAXsepticeye changed their profile picture.
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    March 2
  • there's a fruitcake for everybody c:
    February 25
  • When your phone broke so your mom temporarily lets you use hers til youget a new one and cracks the screen..*whips* *nae naes*
    February 21
  • Maziar 1382 is my favorite person. We should have a inter-online holiday dedicated for him,... bye all
    February 15
  • if more than 30% of the world population knows about it, then the meme is ded... D-E-D.. ded
    February 6
    • Hrothgar
      Hrothgar
      It will live amongst the bowls of SpAGHeT! of true memers.
    • Elemental god
      Elemental god
      Well that means that urgandan knuckles meme is still alive
  • Im feelin crabby
    February 10
  • -GreyCoralKing-
    I REFUSE TO GO TO MY ROOM!
    February 2
  • I'm beautiful
    January 31
    • Hrothgar
      Hrothgar
      i think u is da eh-bola.
  • there seems to be a wild christmas tree and a fetus at the town center
    January 26
  • 2018 so far: Ugandan Knuckles, Spaghett, Logan Paul, Tide Pods
    January 24
    • Elemental god
      Elemental god
      Wasnt logan paul end of 2017?
    • JAXsepticeye
      JAXsepticeye
      the controversy and memes were kinda this yearish
  • Who needs vitamin C when tide pods kills 94.9% of germs!
    January 20
    • Mad Dog Gamer
      Mad Dog Gamer
      You're stupid. tide pods are for cleaning your clothes not your inside (lel, I didn't know how to word that).
    • Snowiez
      Snowiez
      ^ You ruined the joke '-'
    • JAXsepticeye
      JAXsepticeye
      https://www.google.ca/search?q=sarcasm&oq=sarcasm&aqs=chrome..69i57j0l5.1754j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
    • Elemental god
      Elemental god
      Mad dog always ruins it... its called a joke dude...
    • Swissy Dreamer
      Swissy Dreamer
      ·Satire
      ( ˈsaˌtī(ə)r )
      the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.
      Example use of satire:
      omg!! i can't believe you're going to recommend everyone to do that even when you structured that AS A JOKE!!!! PEOPLE ARE GOING TO GET REALLY OFFENDED!!!!! People these days are so rude!1!
    • lucaaa795
      lucaaa795
      I bet he didnt use satire
    • Hrothgar
      Hrothgar
      Hey, mad dog. Welcome to the internet.
  • JAXsepticeye changed their profile picture.
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    January 24
  • =SirArchAngel=
    I cant tell if saying I have the smell of ebola is a compliment or a bad thing XD
    January 18
    • JAXsepticeye
      JAXsepticeye
      yu hav to hav de smel of e bolah to kno de wae
    • =SirArchAngel=
      =SirArchAngel=
      Oh. Well den smel mai ebolah armpetz

      Soz delish ebolah smell.
      Dey smel liek de gret, EE BOLAAH