hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy chum bud friend fella brother amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal i don't mean to be rude my friend pal home slice bread slice dawg but i gotta warn ya if u take one more diddly darn step right there I'm going to diddly darn snap ur neck and wows wouldn't that be a crummy juncture, huh? do you want that? do you wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture? because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend if you keep this up well gosh diddly darn i just might have to get not so friendly with u my friendly friend pal friend buddy chum play friend chum buddy....
listen here, chimichanga: if you chipot-lay one habanero on my burrit-bro -- i will crush alive your hopes and creams; you better believe I'm going to show you the 9 layer dips of hell, because when I'm done with you, swissy, you'll know this nacho kind of day, because if you pick a fajita with him, ol' gordito supreme here is going to serve you a sizzling slice of quesadilla'ss kicking with a side of mal momento.
Wanna have a "pun" time?