I just want to die from embarrassment. I had a package delivered, I meet the guy at the door, take the package and as I am stepping back I trip with my shoe flying off like a torpedo. I am thinking why now do my motor skills of a toddler have to be on display. He is like um do you want me to get your shoe and I AM LIKE NO. DOES IT GET WORSE...oh yes it does :O:! As I turn around to go inside to place the package down I TRIP YET AGAIN. I slam into the door wiping out the wreath on it...it too goes flying :O:! At this time the guy is like O_O. In a fluster I say merry christmas to him and slam the door on his face. My shoe is still outside as I type this XD.