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MarioMario2.0
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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
How did I escape Iraq? Iran.
I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
Do you know that GreyCoralKing is a Greyt Builder?
( be warned, I am bored, this means my puns are bad )
On an iPad, one of the apps start singing. The owner asks why and it says: because I'm appy!
Why did the Tibetian chicken cross the road? Tibet to the other side!
What do you call stale fruit loops? Stale fruit loops... ( I must be super bored >.< )
A manican with no hand stands in The window of a clothes store. When people ask the owner of the store why he keeps the manican there he says: because it's very handy!
*plays cricket noises*
Do you know what those kitten are eating? *whispers*
You gotta be kitten me
(This is an undertale pun < - < )
*put bread on sides of sands face* what you are?
*sans put witch hat on him* a sans witch
Why do you like those feather hats?
Because ware is wareing them
*cough* no more
too Corny
Ik that are teribal
Hay u stop barking up the ring tree