Place your own puns here!

MarioMario2.0MarioMario2.0 Member
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Paste your own! :P


  • #Elfie#Elfie Member
    3.75 Karma
    I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'.
  • RightMakerRightMaker PhilippinesMember
    edited July 2016 46.65 Karma
    Finnish the Turkey, Denmark the check, you'll be Hungary later Chad.

    Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

    I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

    How did I escape Iraq? Iran.

    I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
  • GoldbusterGoldbuster Member
    9.40 Karma
    Ware is ware i cant find ware wasre is he
  •  gdog gdog Forum Moderator, Game Moderator
    101.45 Karma
    Hinter Is Coming
  • *Snoopie**Snoopie* Member
    15.65 Karma
    gdog said:

    Hinter Is Coming

    O.o LOL XD
  • Sir. PixelSir. Pixel EnglandMember
    32.20 Karma
    These are not Punny ;)
  • $uper Tiger$uper Tiger Member
    edited July 2016 25.15 Karma
    A dog stole a piece of meat and ran away......he ran under a bridge......saw his reflection in the water.......he saw himself in the water thinking its another dog with a bigger piece of meat with him......Barks at him.......looses his own pieace. ;_;
  • Swissy DreamerSwissy Dreamer Playing with Asriel,Frisk,And CharaMember
    edited July 2016 60.00 Karma
    Do you need a wand? i can give you Wand

    Do you know that GreyCoralKing is a Greyt Builder?
  • UrazaUraza Member
    3.25 Karma
    There are people selling water bottles on the side of the road. One guy whispers to another guy: Water those?

    ( be warned, I am bored, this means my puns are bad )

    On an iPad, one of the apps start singing. The owner asks why and it says: because I'm appy!

    Why did the Tibetian chicken cross the road? Tibet to the other side!

    What do you call stale fruit loops? Stale fruit loops... ( I must be super bored >.< )

    A manican with no hand stands in The window of a clothes store. When people ask the owner of the store why he keeps the manican there he says: because it's very handy!

    *plays cricket noises*

  • *Snoopie**Snoopie* Member
    edited July 2016 15.65 Karma
    If you cant ride the bicycles maybe because they're Two Tired

    Do you know what those kitten are eating? *whispers*
    You gotta be kitten me

    (This is an undertale pun < - < )
    *put bread on sides of sands face* what you are?
    *sans put witch hat on him* a sans witch

    Why do you like those feather hats?
    Because ware is wareing them

    *cough* no more
  • *Zoddy**Zoddy* Member
    10.60 Karma
    Simba Was Walking Slowly, I Told Him To 'Mufasa'
  • MedicationsMedications Member
    65.05 Karma
    Too much corns, ill just plant them in a Corner

    too Corny
  • Medd said:

    Too much corns, ill just plant them in a Corner

    too Corny

    No why would you plant them in the corner , corners are 90 degrees too hot!
  • saber_godsaber_god Member
    edited December 2017 0.55 Karma
    Welp I Gus's we are all branching out on our puns xD idk why scammers don't leaf me alone belefeaf me I hate dem

    Ik that are teribal

    Hay u stop barking up the ring tree
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