Continue the sentence

Log_er

Continue the sentence with any word (as long as it's appropriate and makes sense). You only get to say 1 word until somebody else continues the sentence. I am excited to see what funny sentence you guys will create.
Starting the sentence with.... I

*Joystick*

transformed

Marlboro Man

Cool

SirGalaxon

Into

Tyndale

A

Crepus

Stick

CosmicSnail

Of

Log_er

Chicken

Neko-ette

legs

Log_er

that

Chief Solo

Was

Clematis

Burnt

Spongebob squarepants

okayyyyy

JuIius

(I am ignoring spongebob)
To

Chief Solo

Death
(Please ignore Spongebob’s post after me)

Spongebob squarepants

Okayy

Wade Prevoss

Skipping to spongebob

Therefore

JuIius

Had.

(if Spongebob comments after me, ignore him)

Spongebob squarepants

Aaa the rudeness.
Ligma

Log_er

The creator of the thread really should have the option to remove comments. I would remove all of sponge bob's comments.

spongebob squarepants said:

Aaa the rudeness.
Ligma

"Ligma" is not appropriate :/

Chief Solo

To
(Ignore spongebob if he comments after me)