Share Your Favourite Jokes!

LateComLateCom Member
in Forum Games 130.45 Karma
Self- explanatory.
Jz make a joke or tell everyone about it.

I'll Start:

What Do You Call Trump's Supporters?
You Either Call Them Trumpets, Or They're Trumpees.


  • RarixRarix Member
    edited November 2017 110.70 Karma
    Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map.
    Maria: This is it.
    Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
    Class: Maria did.
    A: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
    B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman.
    The man: "God, how long is a million years?"
    God: "To me, it's about a minute."
    The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
    God: "To me it's a penny."
    The man: "God, may I have a penny?"
    God: "Wait a minute."
    Teacher: How can we get some clean water?
    Student: Bring the water from the river and wash it.
    A: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation?
    B: Yes, of course.
    A: Great! I never could before!

    THOSE JOKES THAT I LIKED. ( It's not joke or maybe too, but i like those, so i would like to share)
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