The Mythology of The Coffee Companions!
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Ya, Coffee Companions have a religion called da Coffee Mythology. We believe in many gods. The most powerful is Kaffey-Een.
Kaffey-Een is super tall and fat. He has six arms. All his arms hold a coffee cup. He is mega cool and awesome. Kaffey-Een had three sons and one daughter.
The first son is Espresso, he was strong and had muscles everywhere. He was tough but was still a fair leader.
The second son is Americano, he was really weird and peculiar, he was odd in every way. But he was powerful.
The third sone is Cappuccino, he was wise, proud and full of generosity, he helped people and could be trusted.
The daughter is Cafe Latte, she was a pretty young goddess (eggs dee) who was lovely and generous. She was very loyal and was respectful.
After the death of Kaffey-Een, the four children divided their orders in four after a massive argument.
Espresso started a huge army for strong tough leaders.
Americano started a club for curious minds.
Cappuccino started a clan for kind generous people.
Cafe Latte, well, she just made tons of really good friends and befriended forest animals...
They went through a war, battling for five thousand years! The war ended with a treaty. The siblings thought of never fighting again. They missed eachother, so they started an order. All coffee lovers had to join a clan, and all the four groups joined together to make the Coffee Companions. We named the ranks (except Coffee Cub) after the four gods of coffee.
The End.
Kaffey-Een is super tall and fat. He has six arms. All his arms hold a coffee cup. He is mega cool and awesome. Kaffey-Een had three sons and one daughter.
The first son is Espresso, he was strong and had muscles everywhere. He was tough but was still a fair leader.
The second son is Americano, he was really weird and peculiar, he was odd in every way. But he was powerful.
The third sone is Cappuccino, he was wise, proud and full of generosity, he helped people and could be trusted.
The daughter is Cafe Latte, she was a pretty young goddess (eggs dee) who was lovely and generous. She was very loyal and was respectful.
After the death of Kaffey-Een, the four children divided their orders in four after a massive argument.
Espresso started a huge army for strong tough leaders.
Americano started a club for curious minds.
Cappuccino started a clan for kind generous people.
Cafe Latte, well, she just made tons of really good friends and befriended forest animals...
They went through a war, battling for five thousand years! The war ended with a treaty. The siblings thought of never fighting again. They missed eachother, so they started an order. All coffee lovers had to join a clan, and all the four groups joined together to make the Coffee Companions. We named the ranks (except Coffee Cub) after the four gods of coffee.
The End.