I forced myself to do this

NerryNerry Member
edited June 2017 in Off-Topic
I forced myself to make a story.
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Chapter 1 of Waluigi's Taco Stand
Ahem
Waluigi: This isnt selling well, I minus go back for working for El Bean.
Barry:yalikejazz Whay's the deal with giving up? Its like you have depresssionnnnnn!
Waluigi: Can it before I make honey out of you which I'll never do.
Barry: It was only a human!
Waluigi: Do you even know what-a I am saying?
Barry: ...:3
Waluigi with his manly bulging muscles from deviantart punched Barry bee benson to oblivion!!!1111ONEONEONE2
Waluigi: I just wish I had-a some customers. Wahhh.
Margo and Lugi kum
Margo: Hey Lugi, what-a tacos you want-ah.
Lugi: Dat one
Lugi with his manly hands point to his taco he wants
Waluigi: Ok. Here ya go. That'll be 25 coins.
Lugi: Margo, do you have-a your wallet-a-a?
Margo: Oh noes. Lugi we forgot-a our money!
Margo and Lugi run fast with their taco. Go to their house. Come back. Pay Walugi and leave.
Waluigi: Maybe I should work for El Beano.
Waluigi walks into El Bean's taco sand. And says to El Beano in his manly Wa voice
Walugi: Alright hit me up with-a your jobs-a-a-a
El Beano:No te weirdo, salir de mi tienda pobre niño barato!
Walugi: Alright cool-a. I know your google translate voice isn't-a sounding so well-a.
Margo and Lugi with their manly muscles jump in through the window
Margo: Walugi, get to your taco stand-a, damn it.
Lugi: We need-a more tacos-a-a.
Margo: Yahuuu.
Margo with his manly fists spins his fidget spinner
El Beano:¡Fuera usted aspirantes a Brooklyn!
Walugi, Margo, and Lugi run with their john cena legs, wewring their Skecthers Air Crocks. Margo spins his fidget hard.
Walugi: That's 14.95-a
Margo: Okie dokie.
Margo with his bulging hands, grabs his wallet so gently. Gives it a nice toss at Waluigi, and pays him
Walugi: Come again-a!
The next day...
Waluig: Waaaaaah. I'm so bored-a.
A giant turtle monster and his ugly son kum
Browser: OKI JUNIOR, WHAT DO YOU WANT?
Jun: I want dat one. *says really loudly*
Daddy Browser with his manly bulging vein hands, reaches for his wallet. Pays waluigi and gets tacos. Waluigi was felt really awkward from how hot Browser was
Waluigi: Come-a back-a-a-a-a-a-a-a!
Junior: Yeah boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
They leave. Waluigi sleeps because hes manly taco stand is closed

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